Derek loves pizza so much so that he hopes to open some sort of pizza place in the post-apocalyptic future in which he cooks pies out of a 2006 Dodge Dakota that's been converted into a pizza oven (insert creepy conflicting violin screeches)...
*In a world where everything is really stinking bad. Some weird dude makes pizza out of a truck and when people ate that pizzas things were not so bad.*
Until we arrive at said post-apocalyptic future research must be done. And you can help with that! Select from one of the many gift cards below and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org with a message of what pie you'd like him to try.
Each pizza will be assessed using Derek's heart, soul, and mind. He will even send you a video of him communing with at least one slice.
(Please select from below)